I'm sitting in the time-out chair because my mother put me there. She said, You try my patience, child! I do not like it when you're wild. Wild? Who me? That is so absurd. How could she even use that word? If I were a lion. I'd growl and roar And knock the dishes on the floor... AND if I were a bear... If I Were a Lion is a book for every child who's ever been sent to the time-out chair - unjustly...or otherwise! | If I Were a Lion by Sarah Weeks, Picture Books | Indigo Chapters