Discovered in a treasure-filled parking lot in Leicester, England (next to a pile of bones that didn't look that important), an ancient manuscript proves to be the long-lost first play written by none other than seventeen-year-old William Shakespeare from Stratford. We are totally not completely making this up. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S LONG LOST FIRST PLAY (abridged) is the literary holy grail: an actual manuscript in Shakespeare's own hand showing all his most famous characters and familiar speeches in a brand-new story. But because it's one hundred hours long and contains multiple unwieldy storylines, it was decided, as a public service, to abridge it down to a brief and palatable ninety-minute performance for this lost masterpiece. Something wickedly funny this way comes The New York Times A breathlessly irreverent, pun-filled romp The Washington Post A top-notch comic deconstruction of Shakespeare The Stage-U K | William Shakespeare's Long Lost First Play (abridged) by Reed Martin, Paperback | Indigo Chapters