Have you ever prayed and felt like your message got lost somewhere between Earth and the clouds? Ever felt like your request for divine guidance got stuck behind someone else's manifestation for a new handbag? Then this book is for you. Why Your Prayers Ended Up in the Spam Folder is a deeply irreverent, occasionally heartbreaking, and always absurd cosmic field guide to modern spirituality, divine bureaucracy, and the weird, wonderful chaos of being human while hoping someone — anyone — is listening. This book contains: Misrouted miracles Weaponized moon water Vengeful vision boards Spiritual customer service breakdowns And one woman named Brenda who knows exactly when to serve wine and when to hex a Gemini.