From celebrated comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS , comes an all-new, wildly entertaining romp of a novel, packed with lovable misfits, laugh-out-loud humor, and delicious mayhem. Dillon Ryan boards a bus packed with his fellow college students, all headed south for spring break. A very special spring break, helping out with the cleanup after a recent hurricane. Well, that, and also hopefully hanging out with this super hot girl on the trip that Dillon never thought he would actually get to meet . Then the bus stops for gas. In a little country town called Buckeyburg. And all Dillon’s tidy plans for the week blow wide open, like a soap bubble meeting a herd of runaway rhinos. If you love zany characters and hysterical capers, and you crave a sweet escape into a new, outrageously fun little world, then don’t miss this hilarious vacation of a tale.