I've always heard women prefer bad boys, but that's a lie. I haven't had a date in decades, and I'm the ultimate bad boy—Lucifer. You don't get more badass than the Angel of Darkness. Where's my line of good girls looking to reform me? All I've got are sex demons and banshees trying to hook up with me. Tired of my lonely nights, I'm taking matters into my own hands and setting out to find a good woman to fill the void in my eternity. A witch with few ties, Beatrice has no clue who I am. All I have to do is convince her to fall for me. Couldn't be easier, right? There are the small matters of stopping an uprising in Hell, keeping Beatrice from leaving me when she figures out who I am, and protecting her when her deranged brother escapes his demon realm prison. There's no denying it… dating is Hell.