This book is part memoir, part pep talk, and part screaming into the void. For the newly diagnosed: Hey, there. I'm sorry to be the one to welcome you to the worst club on earth. . . with the bravest, best members. I'm Cara Lockwood, a USA Today bestselling romance author and breast cancer survivor. This book isn't going to help make the cancer go away, but I hope it will make you feel less alone. I'm going to try to help you keep your sanity, even if you don't keep your boobs. For the gift-giver: If you're looking at this book right now, it's probably because your friend/mom/wife/ sister/cousin/neighbor has breast cancer. You're shopping for something that will make this all better. Spoiler alert: it won't be a lavender candle (as nice as those are). What they really need is a handle of tequila and a whole lot of profanity. The next best thing might be this book.