In a land far, far away, over the mountains and beyond the seas, and in a time long, long ago, or maybe more recently, a very short King, his normal height Queen, their very tall daughter Princess Talksalot and her husband, the master builder and pargeter Prince Harry Prince, live in an unlikely Royal Palace with the Vizier, the Court Jester, and a small red dragon, not to mention the obligatory 'forgotten prisoner in the dungeon'. An anthology of ten short stories for adults who've never grown up and who still retain a childish sense of humour. To be read in your coffee break, on the train, in bed, or even in the bath. Read what happens when the land is enveloped in an inpenatrable fog, when five planets form a transient alignment and when the king dons a pair of comedy breasts. Also in this collection, the Queen takes a caravan holiday, and a great boar strides the land. Find out why the King insists on going commando, or the hazards of dating on Timber.