Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood. What Reviewers Are Saying About Simon Burchwood: "Simon is such a character that I couldn't wait to find what he did next." -- 5 Stars / Great Books Under $5 "Simon is not a very likeable guy; as a matter of fact, he is a self-centered, pompous jerk. But for some reason, it's pretty fun to be inside his head." -- 4 1/2 Stars / Red Adept Reviews "Simon Burchwood Is A Genius, It's True!" -- 4 Stars / Bitsy Bling Books "Cracked me up!" -- 4 Stars / Ashton the Book Blogger