One Eventful Day In Mississippi - If only my comic brilliance could be brought to the attention of classy babes like Uma Thurman and Renee Zelweger You gotta quit screwin' around on the Internet and put out a BOOK That's what the classy babes go for - BOOKS John Saleeby wrote for the National Lampoon when he was in High School and was a stand up comic in New York in the eighties. But everybody in New York was a stand up comic in the eighties so Saleeby went back to The South where he got a night shift job at a psychiatric hospital and began writing for the Internet humor zine Acid logic. The Awful Waffle is a collection of Saleeby's best Acid Logic material as well as some stuff from a notebook he found in his living room while looking for his copy of that early nineties Playboy with pictures of Drew Barrymore. I never did find that Playboy with Drew Barrymore in it. You gotta quit looking at pictures of classy babes and put out a BOOK You stole that Playboy from my living room, didn't you? Yeah. | The Awful Waffle by John Saleeby, Paperback | Indigo Chapters