Take Notes and Document Their Every Move: A Quest to Discover What Makes the Human Species Tick, written by Rosso da Vinci. Rosso is a loving, devoted and loyal family dog of mixed ancestry. He is also known as the esteemed authority on human habits, behavior, and mental health. From a young age, Rosso found human behavior and habits troubling and, at times, disgusting. He decided to devote his life to finding the causes of their selfishness, outrageous lifestyles, and alleged criminal actions. Rosso took notes, observed, and documented their every move. Rosso studied their behaviors, habits, and mental health. An important aspect of his studies was how humans interact with and treat dogs. After years of dedicated research, Rosso felt a profound obligation to write his story and experiences with humans and to publicly document his research findings. Some describe his writings as a scandalous tell-all that exposes shocking human behavior. Rosso brings you an honest and revealing look into the complicated relationship between dogs and humans. Names were changed to protect the innocent—and the guilty.