I found myself in a lesbian bar in San Juan, Puerto Rico. My friends thought it would be fun to see what the lesbian bars were like here. They hit the dance floor immediately. I don't dance. Well, after a few beers, I was in line for the restroom pondering my chances of meeting some sweet young woman. I was about to meet a gorgeous raven haired woman whom I'd only seen in movies. Funny how things happen. I don't dance but I did that night. And after the dance was over?