In small-town Bloomsburg Illinois, newbie vampires Patch, a calico tomcat, and Meg, a pinkish human being, are targets for vigilante vampire hunters. Patch and Meg come out of the coffin to run for sheriff so they can stop the vampire killers.On the way to election day, Patch is kidnapped, tried for murder (hey, it was one of those yappy little dogs), there's betrayal at the American Vampire Association, a bloodthirsty preacher has vampicide on his mind, and Patch and Meg are hit with a deadly double cross. Support Your Local Vampire Kitty-Cat is serious fun in the way only satire can be. More than that, it's the story of a cat and a young woman who struggle with a curse that is destroying their lives. Join Patch in a tale rife with action, humor, and what vampire life, so to speak, is really like.