In the annals of history, there are certain legends that exist that defy any sort of logic. This involves one of those legends. Nine scripts to nine episodes of an animated series that exclusively played out on YouTube, involving one man who is abducted by space turtles and made captain of a starship after an unfortunate incident involving the former captain, his ex-lover, and an electric dildo. Over the nine episodes, the lead character, Cloud, discovers that life is as insane as one would expect when being abducted by space turtles. This is absurdity in all of its glory. Read these scripts. Witness the craziness. Then watch the series on YouTube.