Becoming a new parent is overwhelming. Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust? The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan. Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent. Topics covered include: --the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent, --infant sleeping habits, --feeding, --how to deal with illness, --discipline, --how to tell if your child is evil, --and more. Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.