Behind the towering Victorian walls of Phalliden Priapic Institute, Superintendent Wilkes and his loyal hierarchy shepherd phallus obsessed men on modern spirited journeys of service and reclamation. After shattering his collegiate athletic dreams, Drew Dillon languishes in his parents' basement, watching porn and finding novel ways to get off. Until a night of self exploration goes too far. Fearful that town gossip will threaten his reelection prospects, Drew's dad uses his clout to manipulate Drew's admission into Phalliden. Amazed at the sexual freedom, but struggling for dignity, Drew confronts his limits under the intimate guidance of his assigned mentor, Nate, who smashes Drew's self pity and self denial, to reveal the authentic self. Just how hard will Drew need pushed to realize his compulsions are the keys to his fulfillment?