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Coles Open House of Horrors at Village Green Shopping Centre in Vernon, BC
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Darkly Humorous Horror – Paranormal Romance – Enemies-to-Lovers
Elizabeth White is six percent away from losing everything.
She's sleeping in a 2012 Honda Civic, living on stale crackers and desperation, and counting on one impossible listing to save her career: a notorious murder house in the most aggressively upscale subdivision in town.
There's just one problem.
The house is haunted.
Not "strange noises in the attic" haunted. The walls bleed. The floor plan changes. Doors lock themselves. The HVAC system issues eviction notices. And somewhere beneath the property is a supernatural homeowners' association enforcing bylaws written in blood.
But Elizabeth has survived worse than ghosts.
She has survived real estate.
She's determined to stage the mansion, bury its gruesome history beneath a layer of millennial-gray flooring, and close the deal before anyone discovers what the property is actually doing to its occupants.
Then Thomas Taylor walks through the door.
Her infuriatingly handsome, obscenely successful rival has his own luxury listing nearby—and no intention of letting Elizabeth keep the neighborhood's buyers. Unfortunately, when the house traps them both inside, they're forced into an uneasy alliance.
To escape, they'll have to outsmart a sentient mansion, a demonic HOA, a supernatural title company, and a contract that may have accidentally made Elizabeth the house's legal spouse.
Because the only thing more dangerous than a haunted house...
is trying to sell one with your worst enemy at your side.
Open House of Horrors is a darkly funny paranormal horror romance packed with haunted houses, supernatural real estate, enemies-to-lovers chemistry, black comedy, forced proximity, and a wicked satire of the modern housing market.
Darkly Humorous Horror – Paranormal Romance – Enemies-to-Lovers
Elizabeth White is six percent away from losing everything.
She's sleeping in a 2012 Honda Civic, living on stale crackers and desperation, and counting on one impossible listing to save her career: a notorious murder house in the most aggressively upscale subdivision in town.
There's just one problem.
The house is haunted.
Not "strange noises in the attic" haunted. The walls bleed. The floor plan changes. Doors lock themselves. The HVAC system issues eviction notices. And somewhere beneath the property is a supernatural homeowners' association enforcing bylaws written in blood.
But Elizabeth has survived worse than ghosts.
She has survived real estate.
She's determined to stage the mansion, bury its gruesome history beneath a layer of millennial-gray flooring, and close the deal before anyone discovers what the property is actually doing to its occupants.
Then Thomas Taylor walks through the door.
Her infuriatingly handsome, obscenely successful rival has his own luxury listing nearby—and no intention of letting Elizabeth keep the neighborhood's buyers. Unfortunately, when the house traps them both inside, they're forced into an uneasy alliance.
To escape, they'll have to outsmart a sentient mansion, a demonic HOA, a supernatural title company, and a contract that may have accidentally made Elizabeth the house's legal spouse.
Because the only thing more dangerous than a haunted house...
is trying to sell one with your worst enemy at your side.
Open House of Horrors is a darkly funny paranormal horror romance packed with haunted houses, supernatural real estate, enemies-to-lovers chemistry, black comedy, forced proximity, and a wicked satire of the modern housing market.
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