Step into the spotlight with Maiji Kuiper — cult-leader, corporate prophet, part-time guru and full-time charlatan — as he delivers deranged sermons on success, identity, fame, kids, sports, and the slow, monetized death of the human soul. This is not self-help. This is not inspiration. This is satire in its final form: absurd, vicious, and uncomfortably true. In a world of clickbait messiahs and algorithmic faith, Nothing Personal. Just Business. is your holy scripture of glorious nihilism. Enter laughing. Exit screaming.