"Tim Chizmar brings a unique blend of humor, heart, and horror to his stories, taking the reader on an odyssey through his warped and creative imagination. Buckle up and enjoy the ride." – S. G. Browne, author of Breathers and Lucky Bastard "I knew I had a long lost horror loving cousin somewhere out there in the world...and I think I just found him. Tim Chizmar -- what?! No relation, you say?! -- is now on my short list of new authors to look for! His stories are bizarre and scary and sizzle with raw energy. Check him out!" –Richard Chizmar, Editor of Cemetery Dance Magazine and he co-wrote New York Times bestselling Gwendy's Button Box with Stephen King I have to advise you not to read the work of Tim Chizmar because I can guarantee that it will melt your face off with sheer awesomeness. If you're okay with being faceless, then please read on. In my opinion, it's a good trade off."