If you gotta be a dog, be a bitch. """"Ha ha ha,"""" I howled. """"That was so funny. Your face. Ow ow ow """" """"That'll teach you."""" He shook himself from head to toe and grinned at me. """"It was worth it, baby,"""" he growled, He came over and licked me up, and i licked him back. He was some gorgeous, lovely dog. | Lady ma vie de chienne by Melvin Burgess, Paperback | Indigo Chapters