Ever wished someone else could pick up the tab for your rent, credit card, or Netflix subscription? Tired of being the responsible one while your enemies live bill-free? Max Stone has the completely unethical, utterly ridiculous, and entirely satirical solution you didn't know you needed. In How to Transfer Your Biggest Bills to Your Enemy, you'll discover: Why your enemy deserves your financial burdens How to create chaos with subscriptions, credit cards, and utilities Foolproof ways to disappear into the night while they foot the bill A playbook of emotional manipulation so over-the-top, it could only be fiction This dark comedy is packed with twisted tips, absurd strategies, and just enough truth to make you laugh — and then double-check your own credit report. Whether you're looking for a hilarious gift, a wild parody read, or just want to escape your responsibilities (fictionally), Max Stone delivers. Warning: This book is satirical. It's not a real how-to guide (unless you're a Bond villain). No actual financial crimes were committed during the writing of this book. Perfect for fans of irreverent humor or anyone who's ever wanted to stick it to their ex-roommate, boss, or that one neighbor with the leaf blower.