Personal finance tales you'll shake your head over. WARNING: If you are offended by some crass language, then maybe this book isn't for you. Through a bizarre twist of circumstances, follow Taylor's eclectic accounts of kissing goodbye a couple million dollars by a ripe ol' young age. Enjoy someone else's misery while you learn what not to do with your time and money thanks to Young's numb skull, painful lessons. Maybe some of these things can save your butt from a good kicking.