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Coles Hoof: Sera the Well-Adjusted Serial Killer, #1 at Village Green Shopping Centre in Vernon, BC
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This irreverent, thrilling dark comedy will have you laughing out loud and hoping for mercy, for murder, and probably for a Frisbee! But Sera doesn't know that as she stands in front of The B****'s house thinking of all the ways her best friend manipulated and abused her through the years.
So many, many friends did the exact same things to her. What was wrong with her? She'd always been a good friend. A nice friend. In fact, she had been so nice that her friends chewed her up and spit her out.
Not anymore.
When Sera decides to become a serial killer, she is the first person to question her sanity. Being a serial killer isn't for everyone. She knows that. It's a lot of hard work. You have to select victims, find ways to kill them, wipe up your prints, and worst of all, you have to dispose of the bodies.
Still, after being gaslit for years, it's the only way to reclaim her sanity.
It's fine. She has a list. She has a Prius, and she has a bit of rope left over from the last time she moved. She's got this.
All she has to do is get in some quick practice, abduct a victim or two, and she'll be well on her way to achieving her ultimate goal of killing The B**** and everyone else who wronged her.
Even when it's deadly, Sera fullfilling her destiny of becoming a serial killer is bound to be fun—for you, for her it might be a little problematic. That doesn't matter though. Sera has to defeat The B****. She knows this. We all know this because, unfortunately, we all have a B****.
This irreverent, thrilling dark comedy will have you laughing out loud and hoping for mercy, for murder, and probably for a Frisbee! But Sera doesn't know that as she stands in front of The B****'s house thinking of all the ways her best friend manipulated and abused her through the years.
So many, many friends did the exact same things to her. What was wrong with her? She'd always been a good friend. A nice friend. In fact, she had been so nice that her friends chewed her up and spit her out.
Not anymore.
When Sera decides to become a serial killer, she is the first person to question her sanity. Being a serial killer isn't for everyone. She knows that. It's a lot of hard work. You have to select victims, find ways to kill them, wipe up your prints, and worst of all, you have to dispose of the bodies.
Still, after being gaslit for years, it's the only way to reclaim her sanity.
It's fine. She has a list. She has a Prius, and she has a bit of rope left over from the last time she moved. She's got this.
All she has to do is get in some quick practice, abduct a victim or two, and she'll be well on her way to achieving her ultimate goal of killing The B**** and everyone else who wronged her.
Even when it's deadly, Sera fullfilling her destiny of becoming a serial killer is bound to be fun—for you, for her it might be a little problematic. That doesn't matter though. Sera has to defeat The B****. She knows this. We all know this because, unfortunately, we all have a B****.
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