Three terrible heroes. One ridiculously long walk. And an Orb that grants infinite wealth… if they don't kill each other first. Carcas the Goliath barbarian is seven feet of muscle and questionable decisions.Saphira the halfling rogue never lies — which makes thieving complicated.Tiogan the dwarf bard plays a mean lute, smokes a pipe that makes people interesting, and accidentally starts festivals wherever she goes. None of them planned to team up.None of them expected to need each other.But when three mismatched pieces of an ancient map fall into their hands, the only way to reach the legendary Orb of Unending Fortune is together — through mountain passes, booby-trapped ruins, rope bridges that definitely have weight limits, and one very judgmental duck painting. What follows is a chaotic quest filled with collapsing taverns, ancient pickle fluid, heartfelt conversations around campfires, and the slow, ridiculous discovery that the real treasure might be the found family they never asked for. For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and anyone who's ever rolled a natural one at the worst possible moment. Fortune favors the ridiculous.