Get to know Nigel Mullet, vampire-less-than-extraordinaire, and his vampire and werewolf friends with four fang-tastically funny novels from the Totally Lame Vampire series, now available in a collectible boxed set! This not-so-spooky collection includes Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire , Prince of Dorkness , Notes from a Hairy-Not-Scary Werewolf , and Fangs a Lot . In Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire , teenage vampire, diarist, and not-so-heroic hero Nigel Mullet transforms into a vampire, but doesn’t get any of the perks like super strength and speed. How will he ever impress the new girl, Chloe, as a totally uncool ghoul? In Prince of Dorkness , Nigel has finally gotten the girl and a handle on his newfound vampire powers. Things are great…until an undercover werewolf named Jason steals Chloe away. Will exposing Jason’s secret help Nigel get Chloe back, or will he be left howling at the moon in frustration? Luke Thorpe, an unassuming werewolf, joins forces with Nigel to stop a war from breaking out between the vampires and werewolves in Notes from a Hairy-Not-Scary Werewolf . Nigel Mullet puts his leadership—and romantic—skills to the test in the fun, funny, and not-at-all-lame conclusion to the Totally Lame Vampire series, Fangs a Lot .