What happens when you grow up in a universe ruled by gods you never see, who demand obedience, labor, and absolute loyalty… and then you discover you’ve been fighting on the wrong side of not one, not two, but three universal wars? You survive. Barely. And when the dust settles, you’re dropped into a new universe with rules no one explains, expectations you never agreed to, and problems that multiply faster than you can understand them. Problems set by beings who insist they’re helping. Problems you definitely didn’t sign up for. Every escape fails. Every plan backfires. Every “new beginning” comes with fine print written in a language you can’t read. This is the story of a man trying to navigate cosmic bureaucracy, divine indifference, and a household that refuses to let him breathe — all while the universe watches, laughs, and takes bets. A comedy about survival, stubbornness, and the terrible things that happen when the rules aren’t yours… and never were.