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Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend
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Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend in Vernon, BC
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Diamonds are NOT a girls best friend in Vernon, BC
By None
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Jackie Palmer is a night‑shift surveillance operator at a casino, a job that has slowly eroded her sleep schedule, her patience, and her faith in humanity.
Her nights are spent watching gamblers make terrible decisions, her days are spent pretending daylight saving isn’t a personal attack, and her life has settled into a predictable loop of caffeine, sarcasm and mild existential dread.
But during one unusually quiet 3 a.m. shift, Jackie notices a lone figure in the poorly lit staff car park behaving suspiciously. The man retrieves a large bag from his boot, hurries toward the riverbank and secures it among the reeds before disappearing into the darkness. Exhausted, curious, and fuelled by the kind of impulsive decision‑making only night shift can produce, Jackie retrieves the bag after her shift — and instantly finds herself entangled in a mystery she never asked for.
The contents of the bag are not what she expected.
Not drugs.
Not cash.
Not anything remotely logical.
Whatever it is, it makes no sense, and its sheer absurdity sends Jackie spiralling into a week of escalating chaos.
Suddenly, her once‑monotonous routine is disrupted by a string of bizarre incidents:
• Fraud squad detectives arrive at the casino investigating a money‑laundering ring.
• A grandmother is caught committing a petty casino scam , forcing Jackie into an unexpected brush with law enforcement.
• Strange figures keep appearing in the car park , always at odd hours, always behaving like they’re up to something.
• And Jackie herself becomes increasingly paranoid that someone might be looking for the bag she “borrowed.”
As Jackie tries to make sense of her discovery, she must also navigate the usual madness of casino life: drunk patrons, suspicious gamblers, sleep‑deprived coworkers, and the endless parade of human chaos that fills her monitors every night.
Her best friend Sue provides moral support (and sarcasm), while her manager Matt remains blissfully unaware that Jackie may have accidentally stolen something that could technically be considered evidence.
The deeper Jackie digs, the stranger things become.
The man from the car park seems to reappear in different areas of the casino grounds.
Odd coincidences begin piling up.
And Jackie starts to suspect that the bag’s contents — ridiculous as they are — might be connected to something larger, something she can’t yet see.
As the week unravels, Jackie is forced to confront the possibility that she has stumbled into a crime so bizarre it shouldn’t legally exist.
Her attempts to investigate only pull her further into the absurdity, and soon she is juggling secrets, lies, and a growing fear that she may have accidentally inserted herself into a situation far beyond her pay grade.
But Jackie is stubborn, sarcastic, and fuelled by a lifetime of poor sleep. She refuses to back down. With Sue reluctantly dragged along for the ride, Jackie pushes forward, determined to uncover the truth — even if the truth turns out to be far stranger, funnier, and more chaotic than she ever imagined.
This novel blends mystery, comedy and character‑driven chaos, following one woman whose life is upended by a single impulsive decision — and the bizarre chain reaction that follows.
Jackie Palmer is a night‑shift surveillance operator at a casino, a job that has slowly eroded her sleep schedule, her patience, and her faith in humanity.
Her nights are spent watching gamblers make terrible decisions, her days are spent pretending daylight saving isn’t a personal attack, and her life has settled into a predictable loop of caffeine, sarcasm and mild existential dread.
But during one unusually quiet 3 a.m. shift, Jackie notices a lone figure in the poorly lit staff car park behaving suspiciously. The man retrieves a large bag from his boot, hurries toward the riverbank and secures it among the reeds before disappearing into the darkness. Exhausted, curious, and fuelled by the kind of impulsive decision‑making only night shift can produce, Jackie retrieves the bag after her shift — and instantly finds herself entangled in a mystery she never asked for.
The contents of the bag are not what she expected.
Not drugs.
Not cash.
Not anything remotely logical.
Whatever it is, it makes no sense, and its sheer absurdity sends Jackie spiralling into a week of escalating chaos.
Suddenly, her once‑monotonous routine is disrupted by a string of bizarre incidents:
• Fraud squad detectives arrive at the casino investigating a money‑laundering ring.
• A grandmother is caught committing a petty casino scam , forcing Jackie into an unexpected brush with law enforcement.
• Strange figures keep appearing in the car park , always at odd hours, always behaving like they’re up to something.
• And Jackie herself becomes increasingly paranoid that someone might be looking for the bag she “borrowed.”
As Jackie tries to make sense of her discovery, she must also navigate the usual madness of casino life: drunk patrons, suspicious gamblers, sleep‑deprived coworkers, and the endless parade of human chaos that fills her monitors every night.
Her best friend Sue provides moral support (and sarcasm), while her manager Matt remains blissfully unaware that Jackie may have accidentally stolen something that could technically be considered evidence.
The deeper Jackie digs, the stranger things become.
The man from the car park seems to reappear in different areas of the casino grounds.
Odd coincidences begin piling up.
And Jackie starts to suspect that the bag’s contents — ridiculous as they are — might be connected to something larger, something she can’t yet see.
As the week unravels, Jackie is forced to confront the possibility that she has stumbled into a crime so bizarre it shouldn’t legally exist.
Her attempts to investigate only pull her further into the absurdity, and soon she is juggling secrets, lies, and a growing fear that she may have accidentally inserted herself into a situation far beyond her pay grade.
But Jackie is stubborn, sarcastic, and fuelled by a lifetime of poor sleep. She refuses to back down. With Sue reluctantly dragged along for the ride, Jackie pushes forward, determined to uncover the truth — even if the truth turns out to be far stranger, funnier, and more chaotic than she ever imagined.
This novel blends mystery, comedy and character‑driven chaos, following one woman whose life is upended by a single impulsive decision — and the bizarre chain reaction that follows.


















