Partner pregnant. Less than nine months to prepare. Holy s**t - you're going to be a daddy! Now, a soon-to-be first-time father is charting a course through the perilous and choppy waters of living with a pregnant woman. He's dodging hormonal right hooks, evading emotional explosions, saying all the wrong things (like 'Are you okay?') and trying to figure out how the hell you install a car seat. Written as a journal to his unborn child, Dear Dory is the unfiltered, irreverently funny, honest and heartfelt account of one man's journey to fatherhood as he contemplates his new identity as a Daddy and prepares for the responsibility of a lifetime. From the pregnancy test to the birth, and all the scary, funny, and dramatic bits in between, Dear Dory covers it all and more. WARNING: This book contains a truckload of profanity.