A year’s worth of jokes to make every dad the king of guffaws, groans, and chuckles in your house! Help is on the way for dads everywhere who are in need of groaners, puns, and one-liners to expand their jokeabulary. Each page of this daily desktop calendar includes a joke that will make people guffaw (or cringe) when Dad enters the room with his newest zinger, such as... Q: What did the beaver say to the tree? A: “It’s been nice gnawing you.” I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house, but the kids still get in. Wife: I thought we agreed on three beers and be home by ten. Husband: I’m sorry, honey, I always get those two mixed up.