Blair My wife shut me down on having a side-chick. Two can play at that game: I shut her down on having a side-dude. I showed her. Until I found out her idea of a side-dude was the old man rancher behind our trailer. Old dude? Seriously? That was funny. No threat there; the old guy probably couldn't even get it up. I told her to have fun. Whoa. Big mistake. Big, thick, hard lesson learned. Maybe I still had some things to learn - like how to wear panties and be a girl for the old guy's friend. Amber My husband doesn't feel threatened by Peter at all, and that's a great thing. I wasn't going to let Blair cheat with some skank side-chick, but I was surprised when he didn't freak out over my attraction to older men. Yummy. Blair was cute and all, but Peter's grizzled maturity really lit me up. It was a little embarrassing at first, until I got used to him treating me like a little girl. I had married Blair in secret the last year of high school - he had been a virgin and I felt so sorry for him. He said I was his soul-mate. I guess I was because it was I who led us into this brave new world. 52 Standard Paperback Pages, husband humiliation themes