An erotic short story inspired by the rhetoric that transphobes promote bathroom discrimination because they secretly want to get cucked by trans men. Forced by legislation to use ill-suited bathrooms, trans men are coming into female restrooms near you and pleasuring your wives with the equipment they keep strapped to their leg. Story narrated by a cis man with fragile masculinity and slight erectile dysfunction. While waiting for his wife, he strikes up a conversation with a male stranger who shocks him by also entering the ladies' room. He presses his face to the crack to watch the whole scene play out as the trans guy soothes his wife about their own failing sex life, then takes up the responsibility of pleasuring her in his stead. What the narrator didn't expect was how much this exhibitionism would turn him on... Disclaimers for trans readers: Pronouns and gender identities are respected throughout. Cis narrator displays ignorance but not hatred or malevolence towards queer folx. Care was taken to write a light and enjoyable story that is empowering and sexy (and a little sweet) without inducing dysphoria but be aware that the trans experience is not the primary focus. Reviews and feedback appreciated.