Douglas Best sets out to do something no one has done in four centuries. He seeks three colonies for humanity's oldest interstellar presence, Jefivah. But a mysterious GMO salesman named Luxhomme has another agenda. Soon, seven weapons of mass destruction go missing, leaving Best on the hook. To avoid prison, he must cooperate with a cult to Marilyn Monroe. The intrigue will lead Best to The Caliphate and the headquarters of Juno, a shady GMO company. Before long, Best, his wife, and a rebellious Marilynist cleric on drawn into a web of intrigue and a battle over human evolution.