'DC Farmer's urban fantasy crimes: where the occult lurks, the laughs are plenty, and sleep is optional.' Kittens playing the piano videos... What's not to like? For Bobby Miracle, the job at Hipposync was supposed to be a dream internship. But when a trans-dimensional lockdown freezes time, she is trapped with a terrifying enemy who has a very sharp axe to grind. With survival at stake and secrets lurking in every corner, Bobby must bring her A game to the party and hope that her surname finally, finally, kicks in. Because though she may dress like one, even gets called one, no way is she a witch... right?