Dad Jokes has over 600 witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassed of fathers. Perfect for father experts, new dads, and all fathers-to-be, this is the perfect amusing gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner to celebrate how fantastic (bad) their jokes truly are! Remember, you don't need to be a dad to crack dad jokes! Prepare for the obvious, ridiculous, and embarrassing in this large collection of the most groan-worthy dad jokes, which includes witty quips, overly literal language, and punny one-liners. Perfect for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant parties, birthdays, and more! These jokes may be about porpoises, but they will certainly make you laugh: I used to despise facial hair, but it eventually grew on me. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road.