The perfect gift for every recent college graduate to assure them that yes, the world is hard, but yes, they will be ok—as long as they didn't major in English!—from the New York Times bestselling author of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You and There Are Dads Way Worse Than You. Congrats, brand-new college graduate, and welcome to the world! The world of student loans, microplastics, and A.I. stealing all the jobs, that is. But hey, at least you’re not an English major, right? Right? But given what happened to scientists like Madame Curie and Galileo, the business brains behind Kodak and Yahoo!, and the engineers of the Titanic , maybe your chosen field of study doesn’t really matter. Maybe what does matter is following your gut.