THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM JOSIE PARKER! Can you readers out there please help me? I am the daughter of Maddy Sommers and Erick Parker and I have found out that my loving parents have some...um...idiosyncrasies. I mean, like, they're vigilante serial killers and I just don't know what to think about that. Sure, a lot of the people they are taking out are involved in an international autocratic movement that is trying to overthrow the world's great democracies, but isn't there a better way? A more peaceful way? And do they have to get my childhood friends involved in their maniacal carnage? All I want to do is live a happy, peaceful life with my loving family and take care of the stray cats and dogs in my neighborhood without having to look over my shoulder. But I fear that destiny may be calling me to ascend to another, more violent purpose. I'm so conflicted. Can anybody out there help me figure this out?