A scandalous rake. A furious lady. A fake courtship neither intends to enjoy… but both might just survive with thoroughly ruined reputations and thoroughly kissed mouths. Lady Alethea Amoret has endured five Seasons of tepid dances, wilted calling cards, and dull suitors who think a sharp wit is a social flaw. She wants love or at the very least, a marriage where she's not bored to tears by breakfast. What she does not want is Viscount Baxter Bayard. Unfortunately, Baxter has other plans. One outrageously public declaration later, complete with a drunken bow, wickedly suggestive French endearments, and an entirely unnecessary kiss to her glove, and Alethea is branded the "Parisian Tart of the Season." Her mother is apoplectic. The ton is delighted . And Baxter? He's grinning like he's just won a duel. To save her reputation, Baxter proposes the most ridiculous plan imaginable: a respectable courtship. He'll call, dance, deliver flowers, and transform their scandal into a swoon-worthy love story the ton will gossip about for weeks. It's perfect. It's absurd. It's also the only way to salvage Alethea's future. She agrees. On one condition. There will be rules. No improprieties. No flirting in mixed company. Absolutely no liberties with gloves, ankles, or any other body part. Baxter, naturally, agrees… and then immediately begins breaking every rule. What follows is a riot of waltzes that feel far too intimate, whispered compliments that leave Alethea's pulse tripping beneath her corset, and stolen glances that spark more heat than the chandeliers at Almack's. The more they fake a courtship, the more dangerously real it begins to feel. And Alethea is starting to suspect that being ruined by Baxter Bayard might be the most delicious fate imaginable. Expect witty banter, sparkling ballroom scandals, and a slow-burn romance sizzling with forbidden touches, accidental proximity, and Regency-era tension. Tropes you'll love: Grumpy/sunshine (but she's the grump!) Fake courtship turns real Scandalous rake with a heart of gold Ballroom banter & forced waltzes Society gossip as a full-contact sport Slow-burn kisses that scorch Perfect for readers who enjoy: ballroom drama, romantic comedy with historical flair, gossip-fueled scandals, witty heroines, reformed rakes, and just enough smoldering tension to fog up a carriage window.