-- WINNER OF THE 2023 GOLDEN WIZARD BOOK PRIZE -- If you could be anything what would you be?10 year old Amy Bloomsy would be a GOAT. After a chance meeting with a high-spirited, French speaking goat called Õogly, Amy rejects her human life and adopts one of a goat. As a goat she's free to be herself; she can sleep in the garden, chew the kitchen curtains, and demand all meals be thrown on the floor, where she'd prefer to eat them. But not everyone is tolerant of this new goat lifestyle. Unhinged teachers and parents care what the neighbours think so take it upon themselves to control Amy the Goat, desperate to make her conform (and stop walking on all fours...). Can Amy ever truly be herself and perfect the cry of a goat? Will crazed headmistress, Mrs Moopleton catch Amy and paint her in lifeless, grey paint? Will Colin ever control his sneezes knowing there's a goat sleeping in his daughters bedroom? Will Amy be forced to give up her happiness and new goat friends? Don't miss this incredibly high-spirited, HILARIOUS debut novel from British author 'Louiseee with three e's' teaching children about difference within society, acceptance...oh, and goats.