A magical mermaid and loatron adventure. She wanted to be a warrior. She became a dishwasher. 12-year-old Adorabelle the loatron has scales, horns, and hooves. She dreams of wielding swords and leading armies. Instead, her mother punishes her hot temper by forcing her to scrub pots at a bakery. Then everything explodes. A food fight spirals into chaos. Mermaids attack. An evil queen steals a cursed magical brooch. A botched spell switches Adorabelle into her human friend's body. Now she has to fight with the strength she doesn't have. Trust friends she's pushed away. Sacrifice everything she wants. Learn what warriors truly do. They protect others. No matter the cost. Fans of THE GIRL WHO DRANK THE MOON and THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA will devour this tale.