The only, I mean, funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world! Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humour distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations. Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, including: R-punzel The Princess and the p-value Beauty and the Beastly Actuary RumpelSTATSkin Goldilocks and the 3 Bear Market Analysts Hypothesis tests show, at the 1% level, that this book is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf, locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple. The perfect bedtime reading for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere.* * Guaranteed to send them to sleep.