A humorous and hopeful journey through the deep despair of home repair. It’s a love story. When Kenny and Shari’s kitchen windows sprung a leak, the couple soon found themselves sinking fast in the half-a-trillion-dollar home repair industry. Over the next five calendar years, the Rudolphs would embark on an unforgettable journey as castaways in their own home. The Abandon House three-book series chronicles the Rudolphs’ battle with robot insurance bandits, come-and-go contractors, COVID shutdowns shared with essential-service-strangers trying—and failing—to fix the leaks, and invasions by waves of pirates masquerading as licensed restoration experts. All names have been changed to protect the innocent and the incompetent. Climb on board. This is a what-happens-next? read, at downhill speed.