This book is going to change your life. How? We don't know yet. Maybe it will be your favourite book, maybe it's the book that your significant other throws in your direction in a co-ordinated attempt to assassinate a time travel radioactive spider and now all the teenage photographers in New York are safe to sleep another night. The point is this book is funny and it will change your life. After reading the crazy ideas from my uncle you're going to be convinced that maybe your ideas aren't so bad.