If you always dread the second date, follow this hilarious book's sage advice, and you'll never have one again: * Make a list of things he has to change in appearance and behavior before he can be with you. * Tell him you once tried to kill your ex, then start to laugh hysterically. * Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker. 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single is a guidebook that's helpful in a number of critical situations. For example, if you want to end that desperate loser's crush on you, employ these shrewd strategies: * Never shave. * Chew with your mouth open. * Chain smoke. If your clueless friend just can't understand why her relationships don't last, slip this book into her bag and hope she recognizes herself in these classic gems: * Never even try to pay the bill. * Use "I don't know" as an answer for everything. * Bring up your ex as often as possible. * Always put men down. If you're fed up with the whole dating scene and need a good laugh about it, have a giggle over these wicked scenarios: * Keep staring at his "package" and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed. * Give him a detailed description of the sex dream you had about his best friend. * Tape over his porn with Touched by an Angel . Each piece of advice is illustrated with the author's own stylized and sophisticated, but slightly silly artwork, which makes the book even funnier. 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single is goofy, yet hip, with great visual and comic appeal.