The perfect humorous gift for the marathon runners in your life! *'Packed within these pages are myriad fun, silly and engaging options of things to do instead of running a marathon. None of these will impact your ankles or knees. And all of them are entertaining. The opposite of running, probably. I wouldn't know. This light-hearted manual offers a host of fun suggestions along with step-by-step instructions for making the most of your luxurious, sedentary ways. Get ready to bake, beach, bartend, brunch and generally live life like the amazing, chill, Type B person you are. * DO YOU FIND YOURSELF STUCK IN A CYCLE OF TRAINING BLOCKS, ENERGY GELS, BLISTER PLASTERS AND RACE DAY ANXIETY - I MEAN, ANTICIPATION? Fear not! This book will get you back on track. Packed to the brim with fun alternatives to running a marathon, like painting a watercolour masterpiece and baking the perfect cookie, this is a must-have guide for runners looking for hobbies that are kinder to their knees, calendars and bank accounts.* *Guaranteed cheaper than a Theragun. And more fun than a knee replacement.