Donald Rump is back, and bigger and nastier than ever! I'm sure you're wondering... - Why are my farts so stinky? - Can a rogue fart burn a hole in my underwear? - Is lighting a fart cheaper than air travel? - What creature in the Animal Kingdom farts the most? - Is there a place like Blockbuster where I can rent farts? - What happens if I don't fart? Will I explode? - I've heard of farts, but what the heck is a shart? - I just farted and my butt is on fire, but I don't see any flames. What's going on here? - What should I do if I come across a killer fart? - I farted underwater and my fart can't swim. What should I do? And many more! So what are you waiting for? Get answers to your most heartfelt questions today! Approximately 17,000 words. Intended for readers 15 and up. WARNING: Contains farts!