These 101 jokes are creepy, eh? We Canadians are known for our humour — and here's a joke book to prove it! What is the wimpiest landmark in Canada? The CN Cower. What's the scariest astronomical phenomenon? The Northern Frights How do ghosts tell the difference between a dime and a quarter? One has the Boo-nose schooner, the other has a cariboo Who's the king of the skeletons' Carnival? Bonehomme You'll laugh and you'll groan — but either way you will rejoice in these punchlines with a distinctly Canadian flavour!