100 REASONS WHY DONALD TRUMP IS THE BEST 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE* Is your mama's cousin voting for Trump just because he's not "Lyin' Ted"? Does the thought of "Crooked Hillary" as President push your peaceful dreams into a fit of night terrors? Does saying the word POTUS, POTUS, POTUS, bring a Beetlejuice-incarnated Donald Trump into your house to spout ridiculous phrases followed by "believe me" or "I can tell you"? Do you absolutely, positively, and most definitely really love the overuse of adverbs in rambling run-on sentences? Are you terrified that the new wall won't keep out the jumpiest Mexican? Well, here is the book for you. Within tell-all story between the margins of these pages lies the true heart and the specific reasons why Trump is pursuing the highest ranking political office in the country, and why it will be a success. The facts written are perfectly clear in the innumerable details. *This book is best suited for those with a funny bone; it also doubles as a journal or sketch pad. And the cover can be used for toilet paper.